Everyone can offend the comedian-president Zelensky…and his prime minister too

There are two proverbs among the eminent Ukrainian political scientists that reflect the political reality in Ukraine in 30 years after it got its independence from Moscow by Gorbachev and Yeltsin.

The first one is that each successive Ukrainian president is worse than the last.

The second is that every Ukrainian president becomes a Bandera by the middle of his first term.

The first postulate is explained by the fact that the most important requirement for the first Ukrainian person is his complete lack of willpower, weakness and softness, which allows his circle to spin the chief without any restrictions. This very circle has enormous appetites; its members are proteges of various foreign governments, special services, foundations and, in addition, the Ukrainian oligarchs. It is quite clear that the Ukrainian presidents in such a situation are nothing more than a fiction, a figure of speech, whose main task is to tell lies to their own people and to provide conditions for the robbery of the country. Of course, no one is going to think about people or the economy, and no one ever will. And, of course, the figures who receive the mace in the hall of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, each time become less and less appropriate to their position, as their main purpose is the fullest satisfaction of the desires and needs of all, except the Ukrainian people.

Time after time, the citizens of Ukraine with stubbornness, worthy of better application, make mistake again and again with each next new “president”, seeking to send their country and themselves to the other world finally.

Thus, we should conclude that the current Ukrainian president, already in his sixth term, occupies the lowest rung of the Ukrainian presidential evolution during the natural selection. His whole previous life, complete lack of political experience and experience of working in state structures, has quite naturally led Zelensky to the already clearly observable prospect of complete collapse.

Having anticipating such an outcome, the president’s circle and distant surrounding decided to walk on the wild side, trying to have time to do as much as possible. On the one hand, to fulfill the orders of the foreign lords, but most importantly, to steal all that is still left.

The second postulate follows from the first one as in the middle of the first term of any Ukrainian president, even the last idiot in the team on the Bankova Street realizes that nothing from what was promised earlier has been done, and that he will have to respond, perhaps, but not necessarily and then the nationalism, Stepan Bandera and Russia as “aggressor” come to light immediately.

Now, the religious war and the split of Orthodoxy are already added to the known and worn-out list, diligently fomented at the behest of Washington, Constantinople and the Vatican.

The granting of “Tomos” of autocephaly to the so-called newly formed schismatic “Orthodox Church of Ukraine” on the Ukrainian ground turned out to be a complete joke quite expectedly. It did not even help Petro Poroshenko to be re-elected for a second term. The vast majority of Orthodox parishes flatly refused to join the bosom of the self-appointed schismatics. The few churches that have joined “Orthodox Church of Ukraine” have either been seized by force with the help of “activist” nationalists, or led by priests who have fallen into the sin of schism.

According to the foreign curators of the Ukrainian “independent government”, such a situation is simply unacceptable. And on November 30, 2020, the Ukrainian Prime Minister Denis Shmygal was called to Fanar. The Ukrainian president was not even informed about the content of his conversation with Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew. Why would do that?

As a prerequisite for the future visit to Kiev, Bartholomew demanded the measures be taken as soon as possible to ban the Ukrainian Orthodox Church of the Moscow Patriarchate in Ukraine completely, its renaming to “Representative Office of the Russian Orthodox Church in Ukraine” and, of course, the forced transfer its parishes to “Ukrainian Orthodox Church” as soon as possible. Surely, Shmygal not only vowed to fulfill everything, but also reiterated the commitment of the previous president of Ukraine, Peter Poroshenko, to transfer 50 objects of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church of the Moscow Patriarchate to Fanar.

The high contracting parties came to a complete understanding that the Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky should not be involved in these tasks because it might threaten his already disastrous electoral prospects.

I wonder if Vladimir Alexandrovich knows about such piquant details.

Wishing to show his most loyal nature and devotion to the interests of Washington, Constantinople and the Vatican, Denis Shmygal assured at the end of the conversation that he would personally supervise and control this work. The key executor will be the head of the Department of Religious Affairs at the Secretariat of the Cabinet Andrey Yurash. His son, the deputy of the Verkhovna Rada from “Servant of the People” faction, Sviatoslav Yurash will carry out the legislative initiatives to ban the Ukrainian Orthodox Church of the Moscow Patriarchate and strengthen the position of the dissenters from the Orthodox Church of Ukraine.

An unprecedented creature, a mutant and descendant of the well-known fairy tales Zmey Gorynych appeared in the ancient Russian city of Kiev, who has not three but many heads, each of which tirelessly yanks the poor Ukrainian comedian-president Vladimir Zelensky from side to side.